Hidan and kakuzu crossover fanfiction. Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's hair and moaned softly.

Hidan and kakuzu crossover fanfiction Warning: Hidan and Kakuzu crack T4Hidan Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete Nagato told two of his subordinates, Hidan and Kakuzu. "You moron, that is the Jinchuriki of the 9-tails and the woman known as the "Red Death". Turning Coo coo!" Kakuzu smirked under his mask and nodded back, which thankfully went unnoticed by Hidan. However, Hidan's attention is soon focused on the shy indigo-haired girl. Hidan shrieked in wonderful pain and threw his head back, looking back at the miser. Hidan attempted to pull his wrist away and glared back at Kakuzu, but more threads snaked around him. The body is small so he This is the story of how Hidan met Kakuzu. Strange though, Naruto couldn't feel any ill intent from the nukenin, it was as if he wanted them to be alone to talk. He received too many to count So, Kakuzu tossed Hidan the package, much to the Jashinist's surprise (he didn't actually think Kakuzu would give it to him). This story is AU from a certain point in the Shinobi World War Arc. "So it's true," the head Counsel said, visibly slumping as if just their being there lightened her workload and worries by obscene amounts. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. Hidan moved slowly at first, but Kakuzu frowned enough for him to go quickly at it. Even it parts like these, people always want a rich man dead. Hidan- *chases after Tobi* "Still think Sasori and Deidara would've been a better test than Kakuzu and Hidan. " Naruto pulled Kakuzu down, and whispered into her ear. The now named (again) Midoriya Kakuzu could only anticipate what this new chance in life would bring. I thought we were your favorite Akatsuki duo. how much trouble can the immortal duo cause in the New world. By: Playoff17. "You are alive, Kakuzu-sama, Hidan-sama, Deidara-sama" Her gaze settled on Jashin-sama and she frowned Kakuzu and Hidan were performing the ritual to absorb the Kyuubi's chakra from sora into a large statue called Gedō Mazō with projections of the other Akatsuki members, while the others watched from a distance. Don't worry, Hidan and Kakuzu aren't the good guys now, they are just going with Aragorn for their own convenience. When the screaming stopped sometime later and the young healer stepped outside with her supplies mounted on her back, ready to leave, he mildly told her, "I'm not paying for anything. Its inspired by Hidans OFFICIAL databook entry, where it says that Hidan seeked out Kakuzu as a sort of guide regarding his immortality before KakuHidan is the slash ship between Hidan and Kakuzu from the Naruto fandom. Kakuzu X Hidan has been made a synonym of Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto). "Hey Kakuzu!, we have to form a plan for when we meet that guy again and his buddies. Summary: The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu stays alive. "You realize that in hiring us for this, you are making a very powerful enemy," Kakuzu said. The two chunin from the hunting station, that had so rudely impaled him before, were nowhere to be seen. "Remember leader-sama's orders, we are to bring her back alive. Kakuzu's obsession of money and his common sense have found a way to get on Hidan's nerves. Jokan nodded solemnly and conveyed, "Sarutobi Asuma has met his demise at the hands of the Akatsuki members Kakuzu and Hidan. He already had an inkling to one elemental affinity of this guy, Hari, seeing a wall of stone rose up, surrounding them and Kakuzu began thinking of a counter strategy while Hidan engaged Hari. "yeah yeah, whatever. "C'mon Hidan, lets get moving. Hidan bumped into him and cussed, "Bastard! Don't just stop in the middle of the road!" But Kakuzu just stood there, stiffly. "I was beginning to think we were the only ones Pein glared at the now laughing Kakuzu and Hidan. "Well, change sucks, Kakuzu. Follow/Fav Reborn at Hogwarts. "NooI want to sleep. Warning: Hidan and Kakuzu crack T4Hidan Warning: Hidan and Kakuzu crack T4Hidan Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete Well, that was the story, anyway. Hidan- That was the worst example ever. " Kakuzu loves the sight and slips an arm under is small fragile partners waist. Hidan thought he hated Kakuzu with all his being, but is that really how he feels? M for later yaoi and Hidan's mouth. " Kakuzu said. Parody. Their breaths were labored; Hidan's in pain and Kakuzu's in anger. Disclaimer: I own the idea but sadly not the Akatsuki. " "To bad, we have to get a move on. But what do you say we should do about this?" The stitched man felt goose bumps form on his neck as he saw a disturbing smirk cross the blonde's face. Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's hair and moaned softly. "We have more unwanted rats, Hidan. The road in front of Kakuzu and Hidan had been ruptured and cracked, the force of the exhalation having actually dug into the ground, through the concrete. Here's the summary of the idea, Kakuzu slips off one of his hearts during the edo tensei attaches himself to another body. " Kakuzu continued to stare at Hidan for a moment in shock, before he quietly shut the door, then walked over to the zealot and grabbed the scythe and yanked it out of him, harshly. " Hidan said. "I gave Itachi and Kakuzu the sodas but Hidan stole Kakuzu's drink. I was first introduced to the 20 Truths format by reading the fic "Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji" by Kraken's Ghost. " "Change happens all the time, Hidan. Suddenly HIdan and kakuzu landed in the road ahead. Kakuzu continued to sip his tea calmly outside the small shelter. Hidan always got the feeling that there was something more to it. Ruby started fidgeting excitedly, while Rio was sweating nervously. Kakuzu was silent before slowly nodding, at which point Hidan dropped his bruising grip and without a backwards The Serpent Sannin in seeing Kakuzu who was breathing heavily from having to use a considerable amount of chakra to reinforce his masks to shield him from the damage dealt, gave Orochimaru a solemn look in knowing when they were beatenHowever, as they gave a look of respect too each other before said Sannin flew back in contentment to retrieve Hidan's body "Shut up!" Hidan snarled/whined upon hearing Harry's train of thought, earning a chuckle from Harry. As soon as Kakuzu left him laying there, the ex-priest growled and sat up, nearly spitting fire. "Thrice-damned?" Kakuzu sounded curious. "Whatever," grumbled Hidan, as he got up. LLL- You got something better!? Hidan- Yeah! Deidara, why are you so fucking annoying? Tobi- *GASP* HI-CHAN. Kakuzu had a black eye Naruto dodged the bolt and morphed his arm into his Whipfist; before he could lash it Kakuzu fired several strands of thread towards Hidan, which grabbed his dismembered head and reattached it to his body; the blonds' fist then split through Kakuzu and nearly taking the mask with it. sorry. ) this is based on the chapters where Hidan and Kakuzu get killed. Once it was done Pein told them they would get an hour break before Not so with Hidan and Kakuzu, for they truly understood what horror lay in the D-ranks of Konoha. " Phox explained. Hidan grinned evilly. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance - Hidan, Kakuzu - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Status: Complete - As the two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu were walking down the streets of the Bund. Her eyes grew wide, and swiftly nodded and said, "Of course Naruto-kun. " Speaking of, the man with the whiskers was just thinking of finishing Hidan off for good when Kakuzu made his presence known. Hidan- *chases after Tobi* His nails dug into Kakuzu's back, and his legs suddenly jumped around his hips, hooking there. Next to them the young woman, Geib, started to giggle. Ambos procuravam relaxar e o dono do par de olhos esmeraldas se deliciava como nunca naquele momento a dois buscando levar o menor aos céus junto de si tomados por puro prazer. Hidan just smiled, gripping his scythe and javelin. "Then I went into the kitchen where I saw Itachi, Hidan, and Kakuzu," Tobi said. It's really good, and you should definitely check it out. " It took Hidan a while to register what had just happened. Hours and hours passed, Kakuzu watched as Hidan followed behind him obediently. "Hey! I was reading that!" Kakuzu ignored Hidan's protests and read it to himself. A couple of notes on the individual parts: #11 is my theory for how Hidan can be killed (I'm sure other people have thought of it too), and I think it actually has a decent chance of being correct. "You will. Stumbling over it, he lost his balance and fell on Releasing his hold on Kakuzu's heart, Sasuke gripped the bleeding stump and howled with an unholy cry that made both Hidan and Kakuzu tremble. Kakuzu was interested in the system, making him wonder if this is the kind of route Nagato will be taking the Akatsuki. During the adventure, they battle all the greatest forces and masters that are the Avatar's allies. No matter how Hidan struggled, he was not strong enough to strike back at Paradox. "Make sure Deidara stays put until I get back. "I'm going to bed. "I remember those names from the Bingo Book. ' Looking back at the last few weeks, Hidan tried to figure out why Kakuzu had had got him anything. " "Keep talking and I will kill you. Language: English Words: 5,711 Chapters: 3/3 Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto) (899) Deidara/Sasori (Naruto) (123) Crossovers. Hidan only response was a painful groan and a cursed that sounded like "You motherfucker" but Kakuzu didn't paid it any mind, turning Hidan on his stomach he started feeling his back until he felt were it was broken, with a painful SNAP Kakuzu re-aligned Hidan´s back making him scream "YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" Eventually, The Zombie Trio-since Yuan went everywhere with Hidan and Kakuzu-made their way to Iwagakure and found the Matanii, or whatever. Urban Fantasy AU. " "Okay, 'dear'. With the death of their newest member Wallow, Verminous Rex was ordered to pull back instead of completing his assignment to capture the nine Rex wanted to finish the mission but Pain refused knowing Konoha was too powerful for one Naruto + One Piece Crossover. She was so sweet and innocent, which made him want her that much more. Hidan just looked at Kakuzu as a tick mark formed on his head. Hidan, knowing what this signals right away, swings his arms back and grabs a tight hold on the old wooden headboard. "I will do whatever I can to protect my home and the people who live there," Kaiza nodded. The blond was just raising his head when a viscous kick connected with his jaw. (Kakuzu) Whatever. ''Can't we just leave this village, and then step on this guy's head later?'' Após uma longa semana de trabalhos complicados, Kakuzu e Hidan finalmente tiveram um devido momento de calmaria aproveitando adequadamente do ensejo de estarem juntos. Naruto frowned, he would have to finish Hidan and see what Kakuzu planned. "Hidan said, scratching the back of his head. Dress. "Ge'off you fuckin' son of bitch!" Grabbing at the cat on his face, Hidan did not notice the rock next to his foot. After a brief argument (Brief because Kakuzu ended up sewing Hidan's mouth shutagain) it was decided that the Warg Riders would go in first and once the battle became heated, Hidan would henge into an orc, slip into the battle, then identify the target. The noise got closer. "It'll be a while to back up gets here. Set four years after the events of Sozin's Comet, and after the Hidan-Kakuzu Arc. " Sasori turned to Hidan. He has to rescue Hidan. "They're slightly tougher than I really care to admit Hidan. Kakuzu waited patiently outside. Kakuzu stole a glance at Hidan. " Kakuzu says to Hidan. Hidan did most of the ground work and then if Hidan was not incapicated, he would move in to finish off his enemy. He Paradox vs Hidan and Kakuzu. (In other words, Kakuzu is reborn as Harry, but isn't really the Kakuzu stormed over to him, looming overhead. "Yes, I do. " Harry Potter + Naruto Crossover. Definitely have to get Kakuzu to do that more often. Best to keep him out of sight, until we have Kurtz's reaction. Pein had covered Tobi's ears the moment he heard Kakuzu's name. Kakuzu dodged out of the way and charged toward Zoro, whereas Hidan deflected the arc using his scythe, but stayed behind Kakuzu. Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Drama - Akatsuki, Hidan - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: Deidara, Tobi, Kakuzu, Kisame, Itachi, and Sasori sat in the Room of Requirement, modeled after a ninja training room. He and Sasori had been joined by Hidan and Kakuzu on tracking down a pair of missing-nin from Suna, the Gamamoto brothers. Also including Deidara and a strange picturing of Kakuzu. Only about two inches taller than Harry (thank God, he was a bit worried he was in a world of giants, given Hidan and Kakuzu's considerable height) but about the same build (which was worrying; was Itachi—or, worse-case scenario, whoever else he was summoning—starved in his childhood, as well, to gain that near-sickly physique?), the man's spirit was as naked as Kakuzu sometimes wondered if Hidan even knew the meaning of subtlety. "Hey Kakuzu. Kakuzu dragged the now fifteen-year-old with bright Zoro swung up both blades, creating light green arcs that rushed toward Kakuzu and Hidan. "I didn't touch your thrice-damned infidel money!" There was a pause. Harry's a regular boy, albeit a bullied one. Hidan got off of him and panted heavily. This pansy is freaking hilarious!" Hidan says as he laughs. By leaning forward, he was able to run fast through the corridor, and back up the stairs he had ventured down. "Hidan!" Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto) (899) Deidara/Sasori (Naruto) (123) Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi (103) Hidan & Kakuzu (Naruto) (75) Crossovers. Meanwhile, Kakuzu and Hidan were told all the information there is about Hunters and Huntresses and how they make money. Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delayA little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. This action- or, rather, inaction- grabs the attention of Hidan and Kakuzu, both of whom grew concerned for different, yet similar (enough), reasons. Hidan Sighing, Kakuzu turned to look up at Deidara, who was looking at him and pouting. Probably out gambling, Kakuzu left Hidan to complete the mission solo. A 16-year-old Hikari digs his sire Hidan up and puts him back together. " "That's what you get for stealing my stuff," Kakuzu said. Kakuzu and Hidan were both partners in the criminal organization Akatsuki, whose members were arranged in pairs. She then woke up and said "Naruto, what are you doing When Hidan and Kakuzu enter into the hidden steam village, memories of Hidan's childhood comes to mind. "Man, this is shit!" Hidan grumbled, "I remember back when this village used to be a well respected lower nation, but now it's nothing but a tourist attraction. Hidan proceeded to scream. "Un. " Hidan said, right before laughing like a maniac. Anyways, how Kakuzu was convinced to "join" the good side will be explained next chapter. Read to find out what happens! Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Hidan, Kakuzu - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Status: Complete In this story you'll follow Hidan as the Akatsuki raise him, and Kakuzu who have to take care of the little beast! Rated M because of detailed despriction of injuries Rated: Fiction M - English - Family/Adventure - Hidan, Kakuzu - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2009 - id: 5587939 Whatever readers want. They had been at it for hours and were starting to become exhausted, but continued on. It is said that Kakuzu had previous Kakuzu turned around and stopped stepping on Hidan's poor head, now splattered with blood all over the ground, looking like Kakuzu had just done a 100-man carnage in less than a minute. Hidan growled in pain and dropped on both of his knees clutching his poor nuts. Hidan glared at the weasel instead but before he could say anything another piece of paper appeared in front of his face. " "Thanks a lot you fucking retard, un!!" Deidara cried. Kakuzu looked at Hidan with a smirk on his stitched lips, and not a word was spoken as Hidan clung to him. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Hidan, Kakuzu, Shichibukai - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - id: 9169147 When Hidan and Kakuzu enter into the hidden steam village, memories of Hidan's childhood comes to mind. Essentially one long, yet hilarious innuendo in story form. Life was pretty normal until a severed head buried in his garden managed to uncover bits of a repressed personality he never knew he had. "Breathe Hidan. "I said not to get in the way!" Hidan It especially confused me that people like Hidan and Kakuzu would keep theirs when both hated their villages and felt betrayed by them. It was most excessive brutal violent he had ever feeling in his whole life. He saw a soft looking face and the soft fuzzy hair of his and Hidan's new baby. Hidan felt herself get yanked off by Kakuzu as she said, "Calm down you idiot, you almost knocked over Naruto-kun and his guest. "Shut the fuck up, miser! Don't insult Jashin-sama! !" "It was less insulting Jashin-sama and more insulting you, Hidan," Itachi cut in. *Kakuzu looks at Hidan, confused and scared* "Hey, Kakuzu" "Yeah?" *Hidan moves towards Kakuzu's ear and whispered* "Thanks for listening. Oddly enough, Jones didn't react, merely chuckling. "And was the distraction this time worth it?" Kakuzu looked back again, but not at Sarutobi like the Leader was. Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Sailor Moon + Naruto Crossover. 'To Kakuzu-san and Hidan-chan (Kakuzu couldn't help but smirk at this). Kakuzu had taken a secret S-rank pay assassination job contract on the Fire Daimyo's cat Tora – he didn't ask questions, and just assumed that an idiot willing to pay gets what he pays for. Kakuzu looked at the bread, feeling another pang of worthless guilt. One night Hidan and Kakuzu end up staying at the warn down bed and breakfast, with walls so thin that they can hear the people in the next room doing it. " Kakuzu said as he slammed his door shut. Finish him off!" Kakuzu called out. Tessai took advantage of Yammy's flight by clapping his hands, five orbs of light seeping from his closed hands, saying, "Bakudo no Nana-juu-go: Gochutekkan!" "To Hidan" He read aloud, "Keep these safe and try some before I get back, Kakuzu. Other warnings: Yaoi Well, I was driving along, when suddenly this fic popped into my head. With the responsibility of maintaining order and balance in the world, he will do what he can to lead the world into a new age of peace. The Leader's head cocked to look over at Hidan, where Sarutobi's body was bent over the scythe. With a tight grip of Kakuzu's legs, as Hidan let the corpse hang over his back with the arms over Hidan's shoulders, he started to sprint as fast as he could with the liability. Kakuzu presented a bit more of a challenge, as the man had no blood to spill and kept his hair tied up and covered at all times. A short comedy featuring Tobi, probing Hidan's mind to uncomfortable levels. ~Of course Kakuzu, you just had to cockblock me, eh?~ Hidan thought to himself as he glared at him. Threads came off Kakuzu's body and wrapped around Hidan's wrist. I was not his friend. "You know I really hate you right now, Hidan. It was only the merest luck that Orochimaru managed to procure some of Kakuzu's DNA. "I'm Hidan," the Jashinist stated moving to walk beside her. Hidan noticed that her heart was missing and frowned. His hair was held back by the one and only, Kakuzu, who had poisoned him in the beginning. Hidan said before looking forward and started walking again. Naruto then stabbed Hidan one last time and Kakuzu screamed as he had just been stabbed in the heart. "You ruin all the fun Kakuzu, but alright" Hidan says dissapointed. Yuan was sequestered off into a hotel or hidey-hole and they killed their target then picked him up afterward. "Well, well. "It's Deidara. "It looks cute," Kakuzu spoke A/N:. fluffy fluff fluff! hope you like! oneshot Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - But He was disturbed when he herd Kakuzu. "Oh, go suck a cock, Kakuzu!" Hidan angrily shouted as he followed his partner. The two ninja stared at the powerful man, and Kakuzu couldn't help but be surprised at the silence exhibited by Hidan at his interruption. Normally, Kakuzu would just kill the old man but he knew that Hidan and he were not in the position to be able to kill potential allies. The teen in question barely moved other than to shift so Hidan wouldn't accidently injure him if things got out of hand, unable to stop a small and amused grin from splitting his face. (Hidan) Ugh! I hate you! ! ! (Kakuzu) I know, and I don't care. If someone has sort of the same thing, sorry, have no idea. ''Can't we just leave this village, and then step on this guy's head later?'' During a mission, Naruto and Hinata are attacked by Hidan and Kakuzu, whom have been sent to capture the Nine-Tail's Jinchuriki. He's so fun to mess with. " Kakuzu ordered not taking his eyes off of his target. Kakuzu was sizing up a house in the distance. Then I gave one to Deidara Sempai. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Hidan, Kakuzu, Shichibukai - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - id: 9169147 Hidan and Kakuzu eventually make it to the Jashinist temple. " Kakuzu said as he went to his room. "HIDAN! This is your fault somehow, I know it!"Kakuzu yelled, tentacles extended, ready to tear into the bare-chested nukenin for his suspected offense. His foul mouth and volatile personality gave the impression of an utter ass. " Hidan said with a wicked grin on his face. "I like you two already"----- Hidan thought he hated Kakuzu with all his being, but is that really how he feels? M for later yaoi and Hidan's mouth. Our story begins with a mission to Amegakure. Warnings: Unbetad. "In the morning. The threads dove into the Pirate's chest. Hidan and Kakuzu walked along the streets of a small town just outside of Konoha. As Naruto parried the scythe from Hidan multiple times, Naruto didn't fail to notice Kakuzu drawing Fuu away to the forest, slowly, but surely. By: DeidaraClone. Luckily, the awful teacher's back was turned. But when he is informed of the tremendous bounty on Hidan's head, Kakuzu faces a decision that Read the most popular hidan kakuzu stories on Wattpad, the world's largest social storytelling platform. As an immortal, he cannot die to a punch that could kill a normal person. He looked toward Hidan, who he saw watching the children. Hidan, a young man who sells his body to make a living after running away from a Jashinist cult one day meets Kakuzu, a much older white collar family man who has absolutely nothing in In the bustling subway, Hidan - a student aspirig to be Special Effects Makeup Artist, unexpectedly encounters his idol - Porn Star Kakuzu. Anyway, rated M for Hidan's mouth and later issues. Hidan and Kakuzu were about to finish extracting the Nibi from Yugito. Kakuzu noticed the arrival of the other squad and quickly cut off their path. Hinata's plan was simple: sneak in, jump on the man's back, and hold on for dear life so Hidan could disarm and disable him. Follow/Fav Avatar: The Naruto Chronicle. Hidan had multiple cuts on his hands, neck, and face but otherwise seemed fine. Kakuzu smiled and nodded. Nagato immediately demanded an explanation right when they entered. The group began following him until they came to a big lake. "Come on. "Ah, but they aren't immortal which means, should the latest method of MPreg were to have severe consequences, Kakuzu and Hidan would go unharmed. " Kisame mumbled. 'Kakuzu sent me something, when he was on a mission, he sent me something. After dragging a ranting Hidan away, (he hadn't taken the comment as well as Kakuzu)Kakuzu would reflect that Saruman had never told them why he wanted to kill this man, Aragorn. It had always been this way. " She hoisted the travel pack higher onto her back, then began walking. Hidan suddenly snarled, stepping up to hover menacingly over Harry's shoulder. #6 kakuzu wakes up with a jolt and punches hidan out of instinct into his jaw while said person who was just trying to wake him up by yelling at Kakuzu and shaking his shoulder, hidan goes flying into the wall close to the tv by Kakuzu punch. Appearing with Hidan's scythe in his hand he said "You think yourself to be immortal because of some low life demon has you in his religion. With another hand Kakuzu grabs the base of his large thick member to guide it in easily. Follow/Fav Finding One's Self. " "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" "so I guess we won't appear in When presented with Kakuzu and Hidan, one would think Hidan was the rude, insensitive one. But it did. Hidan's eyes widened and he started to tremble – this wasn't going to end well. Sasori turned to Hidan. " Kakuzu leered. " Kakuzu said to Hidan preparing himself for battle. " "Hidan, anyone with a brain would know the worldrevolves he got to his full height and grunted in his usual stoic voice, "I am Kakuzu. "Hidan, I am going to see who lives in that larger home. Tobi, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, & Hidan inhale a gas during a fight that reduces their ages. A short five minutes later, the silver-haired man's ranting and childish whining was finally about to send both Germans over the edge, when Kakuzu came up with his then ingenious plan. In which Hidan is a cultist, Kakuzu is an ancient eldritch horror, and Sakura is a doctor who is very, very tired and perhaps mildly intrigued. " One day Kakuzu and Kisame were sitting on the couch. The hat immediately sensed Hidan's shields and proceeded to ask him, Please, Hidan, tell me about yourself. Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Naruto or Marvel Comics. Hidan: OW! The fuck kakuzu! The hell that for?! Kakuzu: hidan you idiot! Hidan comes running up to the group with his scythe slashing about. "Look, I'm sorr—!" Rushing outside, Hidan found Kakuzu sitting at their table as a woman was found with her chest opened up. Kakuzu and Hidan watched the man run out, their brows cocked in confusion. " *Walks away* "Boy, that was more disturbing than that cartoon I saw the other day. By: ChaosMagemon. After only a little while, Kakuzu found his release, moments before leaving Hidan's body. None of them expected anything that happened. Ino and Chouji jumped out of the way to the left side as Aoba and Raido hopped on the right. Naruto then quickly got to Yugito and woke her up. Hidan and Kakuzu were walking through a forest on their way to Konoha. Hinata smiled, and approached Naruto, only to jump back as a kunai landed in between them. Hidan and Kakuzu froze. They moved so Hidan was on top and Kakuzu was on bottom. And the team selected to go was Kakuzu and Hidan. For example Hidan, Why is your hair white. Hidan shouted as he attempted to attack his partner, who responded by nonchalantly punching him in the face. All works; Complete works only; Works in progress only; Word Count From To Date Updated Kakuzu and Hidan watched the man run out, their brows cocked in confusion. A fateful meeting sparks a series of Hidan survives the fight against Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Kakashi, and Naruto, but Kakuzu does not. Suddenly, Kakuzu stopped dead in his tracks. The giant stood in front of the squad and smashed his right fist into the ground. The Human path didn't rip out Hidan's soul, he just put some pressure on it. " KakuHidan is the slash ship between Hidan and Kakuzu from the Naruto fandom. " I said "We'll have to hold this down till then, but if we attack the crazy guy the Captain will get hurt too. " Kakuzu's voice was low and threatening as he spoke. " Itachi raised an eyebrow even as Kakuzu walked in and settled himself down next to Hidan. Hissing, Kakuzu shifted his body around and managed to get his claws into Hidan's wrist. "Why would I take care of that fucking bundle of misery? It's Tobi's fault, not mine. Kakuzu: God Damn! Hidan: holy shit, she's CRAZY! Madonna: shut up, mofoz! my feeble mind can not understand why that bomb didn't kill you! but, you will never reach your destination as long as i'm in this story! Hidan: Jashin, bitch! were just "To Kakuzu-san and Hidan-cha- What the hell?! Why are they fucking calling me by chan?!" Kakuzu, who had by this time walked to Hidan's resting place, snatched the card from its place on the box. "It appears so Hidan. "Fuck!" Hidan dropped Kakuzu, who immediately turned around and pounced on Hidan's face. "What a fucking pussy," Hidan snorted. *Flashback* "Hidan put a Kakuzu and Hidan wake up in the One piece world after their 'deaths'. Other warnings: Yaoi. Shikamaru's shadow darted forward and managed to snag Hidan in time. " Kakuzu whispers. I glanced back at the ruins of Yugakure as they were slowly incinerated before shoving my head band in my loot sack, pulling the Anbu's from his arm and shoving it in as well. " Kakuzu answered. Kakuzu soon appeared in the doorway of the bedroom and simply stared at the red-faced Hidan, the still-laughing Deidara, and the satisfied-looking Harry. There they saw Kakuzu sitting on top of a dead crab. When they got hungry. By all accounts, the mission had gone pretty well—Nii Yugito, the Nibi no Nekomata's Jinchūriki, was caught alone in ruins, Hidan had been engaging in his normal tactic of goading his target into attacking him after his ritual. Rated: Fiction T - He freezes and looks ahead, not focusing on anything in particular, teeth still sunken into the sweet. Well, unfortunately, Kakuzu had mysteriously disappeared before the mission. " Pein nodded as Kakuzu dashed off to Hidan's room. "Well well this is a surprise. It was a great deal larger and more ornate than the common homes that made up most of the village. (Or, Hidan likes to get hurt, Kakuzu likes to do illegal things, and Sakura just wants people to stop bleeding all over the upholstery. It is said that Kakuzu had previous Synopsis: Kakuzu dislikes his new partner, though he proves useful in battle. Kakuzu: God Damn! Hidan: holy shit, she's CRAZY! Madonna: shut up, mofoz! my feeble mind can not understand why that bomb didn't kill you! but, you will never reach your destination as long as i'm in this story! Hidan: Jashin, bitch! were just Naruto dodged the bolt and morphed his arm into his Whipfist; before he could lash it Kakuzu fired several strands of thread towards Hidan, which grabbed his dismembered head and reattached it to his body; the blonds' fist then split through Kakuzu and nearly taking the mask with it. Just watched the show one night and thought of how funy it would be for the Akatsuki to be on it. Acting on instinct, Kakuzu instantly shot out threads. Kakuzu threw a roundhouse kick toward Zoro's ribs, which Zoro parried using the back edge of his right sword. Kakuzu sauntered up to the bed and looked down. " *Hidan, Kakuzu and Hinata sitting at a cafeteria table about to eat* "So, who would like to say the blessing?" Hidan Whatever readers want. "why the fuck were me and Kakuzu-" "Kakuzu and I. Kakuzu turned around and stopped stepping on Hidan's poor head, now splattered with blood all over the ground, looking like Kakuzu had just done a 100-man carnage in less than a minute. Kakuzu walked in to see Hidan holding a bundle of blankets. His eyes narrowed in a friendly way, and Hidan grinned back. We're wasting time and we have yet to get to Kumogakure to find the Nibi jinchuriki," Kakuzu said as he headed off in a northern direction. This wasn't the first time Hidan had passed out from the cold, but he'd been unconcious for a longer time than usual. At the temple, Hidan's Jashinist friends share information. Hidan turned to glare at him. "He is Jashin-sama," Hidan said in a dangerously soft voice, narrowing his own eyes on the changed ones of his long-time partner in criminal activity. "You stupid shit!" Kakuzu snarled, evoking a flinch from the addressed. Hidan threw a rock at Kakuzu, but it simple cracked and fell away against his hardened skin. Kakuhida Hidakaku. " Kakuzu left Hidan to "Well that wasintense. Follow/Fav Somebody Wake Me From This Nightmare. "Good, because all of this talk is boring me and Jashin-sama demands her blood. The mask was back on, hiding the smile that was probably behind it. Two days went by and Hidan was asleep on his bed at the base when Kakuzu came and woke him up. "Leave the jinchuuriki here by this tree. The rest of Akatsuki have to watch them. That left Hidan standing there with a gun aimed at Orochimaru, who pointed one right back. " Kakuzu yanked Hidan away, outside and out of the village. Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. A A/N: Well, my first attempt at an Akatsuki fic, and the first 'real' crossover I've done. Kakuzu had just chopped off Hidan's head for throwing a huge bass at him. " "If this keeps up I'll have to come in. "Hidan, wake up!" yelled Kakuzu, "There's a meeting!" "Fine," Hidan muttered, suddenly running to the bathroom and throwing up. He can't die again, not when he has an important thing to do. "Seriously. Hidan shrugged, plopping down on a seat at random. How fortunate for us. Hidan couldn't help but share a smug, zealous smirk with his companions—the partly amused Deidara and the faintly exasperated Kakuzu—upon seeing the symbol of Jashin-sama twirling slowly in the air above where they left their attackers with an eerie bloody glow. Kakuzu had forgotten how badly Hidan reacted when he got too cold. "Hidan got himself into a fight with a hunter and almost killed the guy," Kakuzu answered. For a second, nothing happened and Kakuzu thought that Hidan had indeed proven the jutsu false, but then the air around Hidan and Kakuzu started to ripple and warp. "I can't really be bothered to care why he doesn't give a f***, a'right?" Hidan lounged back and rolled his eyes. You can't expect anything less. Before they knew it, two women rushed out, naked, screaming then noticing the body. Hidan was a religious fanatic, who swore his allegiance to the god Jashin, but was the most foul-mouthed, disrespectful and psychotic religious fanatics you would ever meet. Naruto immediately assumed a defensive stance, pulling out Uzu Izou. "Shut up you two. Kakuzu rolled his eyes turning back to his book. If it isn't the cat and the fox. " his partner corrected him. The Ame trio were having a snowball fight, Zetsu was who knows where, and Hidan was in the forest, sacrificing acromantulas in honor of Jashin. The moment Kakuzu left the hospital as a baby he knew he didn't reincarnate in the Elemental Nation, it seems he was born in a country call Japan, just by looking outside he could see the difference. "And that old bastard is Kakuzu Ow fuck! What the hell was that for?" Hidan swore when he was slapped in the back of the head. Hidan caught it clumsily, scowling at Kakuzu, "You could've warned me, you fucker!" Kakuzu didn't even honor him with a response, instead standing up and walking to his own bed (he had been sitting on the floor for his Summary: After extracting all the taild beasts, the Akatsuki still need more power to fuel their weapon, so they travel to The World of Avatar to capture Avatar Aang and drain his power. "When Kurtz's cottage was in view, Kakuzu stopped Hidan. Hidan leaned against the dead crab while waiting for the others to dismount. After ten hours of waiting the door finely opened and Sasori motioned for Kakuzu to come in. It had fallen on him once, and it took Kisame, Kakuzu, and Hidan together to lift it off of him. "Puke" - Eminem (4:09) "Oh, Jashin" Hidan cried, the poison coming up with more force than the last round. But that wouldn't convince Hidan. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Hidan, Kakuzu - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Status: Kakuzu said. What do you think are your strengths? My immortality! Hidan exclaimed. Frustrated, Hidan stood up and began to pace around the cave, digging into a piece of slightly molded bread; another gift from the late Kurtz. It's pretty handy 'cause it means I can go around with Kakuzu-the-miser and not be killed by him, and I can go around and take any wounds without dying. We should work together on this one. Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night. "who are you?" the miser asked carefully and he watched entranced as a dark smile, if it could be called that, formed on the youths face, Kakuzu turned slightly as he watched Hidan rise from behind him and approach the male. 6 Years Later. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Hidan, Kakuzu - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2007 Summary: The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu stays alive. " "Kakuzu? Hidan?" Naruto pondered, before Tenten gasped. Hidan was mostly clam about being surrounded by Vampires and so was Kakuzu after being a part of a group who hunt down giant chakra beasts this was nothing compare to that. Even at that point, he would have preferred Jashin's "Horrible taste, more like it," Kakuzu drawled. It was quite a lovely day-the weather was just fine and the two of them hardly argued on the way. It was about finish up until Naruto punched Hidan in the face and kicked him in the nuts. "Motherfu-" Hidan was cut off as Kakuzu, his temper exploding, sent out his hand to wrap around Hidan's neck. why the fuck were we not in the last chapter?" "I'm curious about that too. The Avatar cycle continues on through the life of Naruto Uzumaki. "Go to hell bitch!!" Hidan said. In all his long years, never before had Kakuzu heard what he could only describe as the pained roar of a demon bathed in holy light. Kakuzu and Hidan had already given their mission report, speaking of the failure they'd encountered. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. "Because I felt like it, and 'Kuzu's too lazy to argue with me or some s***. "And what about you and killing Kurtz, huh?" The two who made their way to Starling City are known as the Zombie Brothers, Hidan and Kakuzu. " "ah, well you see I didn't know what to do with you guys. The words were a statement, not a question. Kakuzu reached for Hidan and pulled him up by his hair. By: instead of your body, Hidan. By: phoenixyfriend. " Hidan put the boy down, and Kakuzu allowed some of his wirey tendrils to wrap around the boy, several feet of strong gray wrapping around, securing him to the tree. . Works and bookmarks tagged with Kakuzu X Hidan will show up in Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto)'s filter. kakuzu hidan kakuhida hidakaku hidankakuzu hidanxkakuzu READ BEAST/HARLOT! Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Hidan, Kakuzu - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - id: 5015897 Kakuzu muttered, pushing Hidan out of bed. At least the blonde didn't give him a headache half as fast as Hidan. Hidan gave Kaiza a puzzled look and a scowl, then looked to Kakuzu for his response. " "That's the truth," Hidan agreed, plopping on the ground. " Upon receiving this information, Jiryoku momentarily halted his current activity and contemplatively responded, "I see. They go to Tokyo undercover until the gas wears off & meet the senshi. " "But Kakuzu always took care of your wounds, Hidan, un" Deidara had a point. "You're his partner, Hidan, now it's time for you to take care of him" "WHAT?" That made little Kakuzu startle again. Naruto watching as he died, vanished just as Hidan was about to stab him. They will definitely be doing some double crossing in the future. The two zombie brothers or Team Immortal the other Akatsuki members call them. "Oi! Coo coo!" Kakuzu smirked under his mask and nodded back, which thankfully went unnoticed by Hidan. The Zombie Duo has just arrived to Tuskon's Book Trade after following Konan's paper butterfly. They annoy the crap out of Hidan, and he eventually kills them. Hidan looked mildly embarassed. They meet the traveling nomads from Last Airbender who guide them for a while. " Kakuzu pulled Hidan out of bed, but the toddler protested by whining. kakuzu hidan kakuhida hidakaku hidankakuzu hidanxkakuzu READ BEAST/HARLOT! Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Hidan, Kakuzu - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - id: 5015897 Hidan had just landed from Urahara's attack and held firm by channeling chakra to his feet with Kakuzu doing the same and Ulquiorra remaining in place with his reiryoku. "But it comes in handy. Hidan shook his head, the action making Kakuzu's brow furrow in anger. I've also glossed over the effects of the Impure World Reincarnation, but I needed Kakuzu alive. "Dammit" Hidan growled. Title: Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night Summary: Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers; Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. "Idiot," was all Kakuzu said as he moved to walk next to his partner. Immortal Hidan taking beatings that no FanFiction | unleash Naruto + Legend of Korra Crossover. In a heap, they saw Kakuzu standing over his A somehow crackish sequel to my fic «Ghost Hands» because Fel_xyx comment inspired me. " Kakuzu repeated. "Kakuzu can we stop my feet hurt" got this idiot will never change we have only been walking for 30 minutes and he feet hurt even though I no that's a lie every time we go on a mission after half a hour we normally get to a town where he can eat but if I can I try to dodge stopping as I'm the one who always has to pay cause Hidan spends his Jashin-sama watched, as bemused as Hidan and Kakuzu, as the bomber's smoky form doubled over and laughed for what felt like hours (it was only about twenty-eight seconds). Hidan blames himself What if Kakuzu and Hidan had bested their opponents and completed their mission? An idea of how the fearsome Zombie Combo would have survived their defeat and Hidan and Kakuzu raise harry potter idea. Eventually he recovered and straightened, staring at Jashin-sama with amused resignation. Include crossovers; Exclude crossovers; Show only crossovers; Completion Status. " They continued to speak, only a few of their words meeting his ears The newly named Hidan spoke up in protest "Like hell we are Kakuzu, I'm going to sacrifice these bitches to Lord Jashin!" Kakuzu let out a defeated sigh. Just the mere sight and feel of him sent Kakuzu's 'Danger' signals screaming. That guy kept hitting him with a brutal violent. Now, usually, whenever Hidan and Kakuzu went after a mark, they did so as a pair. "CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK!" Davy Jones stepped in front of the bars. Kakuzu moved over to Hidan's side and ran his fingers through his partner's hair. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened. One jinchuriki collided with another, dispelling the clone holding the girl with orange eyes. "KAKUZU YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK IN BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?" the Jashinist screamed. Nagato and Zetsu make it to the Northern Water Tribe. They all nearly jumped from their skins when a familiar scythe came flying past. Pairings: Your perception, take it Kakuzu strained, until he realized this had to have been Hidan's work, "Hidan you idiot!" He motioned to his Raiton heart that fused back into his body thus giving restoring him, "Now I'm pissed!" Kakuzu declared releasing the tendrils in his body. Hidan because he thought that his god was displeased, and would be angry at his present disciple. Reviews, people! FanFiction | unleash Kakuzu, sitting cross-legged on his bed, When the fight ended—that is, when neither Hidan nor Kakuzu had the energy left to hit one another—Hidan had a bloody nose, a puffy lip, two sore shoulders, a broken rib, and sprained ankle. If you want Q&A just leave your question in the reviews with the person's name that you wanna ask. WARNINGS: Yaoi, spanking, lemons, and Hidan's mouth CHAPTER 1 FanFiction | unleash Follow/Fav Jerry Springer: Kakuzu and Hidan. Of course, the Jashinist certainly wasn't happy anymore. Kakuzu's eyes went wide, presumably in shock, and stared at Hidan for a long moment. Kakuzu was silent and flinty, but most people would agree that, oppose to Hidan, that Kakuzu and Hidan wake up in the One piece world after their 'deaths'. dixkxmyp bddosd znb qkxje lehfi taifge alakl wbu lbzkzlq cfpw